A minister was walking through the woods and came face to face with a huge bear. He fell down on his knees and prayed, \"Father, please make this bear a Christian!\" While he was praying he heard a big \"Thud\". He opened his eyes to see the bear right in front of him on his knees with his paws held together as if in prayer. The minister let out a sigh of relief, and then he heard the bear say, \"Father, bless this meal I am about to receive...\"