No News

She said, "it's just a woman thing,"

And pulled out of the drive

I said not to worry

I'm and understanding guy

I heard that when you love someone

You gotta let them go

She hollered, "when i find myself

You'll be the first to know."

Ooo-hooo no news



I've learned to do the laundry

Feed the cat and clean the house

I promised to be patient

While she worked her problems out

When she packed her bags

Her destination was unclear

But i sensed that her intentions

Were honest and sincere

Ooo-hooo no news



(chorus)

She could telephone, tell a friend

Tell a lie about where she's been

Send a pigeon, send a fax

Write it on a postal pack

Send a signal up in smoke

Tap it out in morse code

I'd prefer a bad excuse





To no news



Her momma's been a little vauge

As to her whereabouts

Her sister says, "i'm certain

Your romance is headed south."

I don't have a single doubt

That she's still in love

My level of anxiety

Is just a product of

Ooo-hooo no news



(repeat chorus)



She missed her bus, missed her plane

Surely, this can be explained

Lost her car at the mall

Got lost in a bathroom stall

Joined a cult, joined the klan

On the road with pearl jam

Buried with the grateful dead

Came back as a parrot head

Got derailed, got de-iced

Offered as a sacrafice

Fbi, cia, if they've seen her

They ain't saying

No news! still no news!


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