Walker, Texas Corpse

Your characters supposed to be 40

But you have to be at least 80

The make-up department should win an emmy

For making people think your alive



Chuck Norris- you're really fucking old



You're the worst singer I have ever heard

You're even worse than I am

You should be climbing out of a grave

While you sing the fucking theme song



Chuck Norris- you're really fucking old



You look like you just got embalmed

And were shopping for a coffin

Your partner looks fucking stupid

Being black and wearing a cowboy hat


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