Jonathan's Book

                                  Jonathan lives all on his own

He can't have distraction in the home

He stays locked in most days and nights

Trying to create while the neighbors fight



He says, I don't have any inspiration

And my subject matter lacks invention



Jonathan's writing a book you see

It's gonna be a masterpiece, a feat

He doesn't have a title or a plot

But he knows what's good and he knows what's not



He says, I don't have any inspiration

And my subject matter lacks invention

If I only had an opening line

Well I'm sure the rest would turn out fine



He's planning on at least a thousand pages

It has to be a story for the ages

But from War & Peace to How To Cook

There's not much left for Jonathan's book



He says, I don't have any inspiration

And my subject matter lacks invention

If I only had an opening line

Well I'm sure the rest would turn out fine