The Asshole Song

Your eyes are all wet now

You know that i'm lying

I swear i was only protecting your heart



But there are some reasons

And also some pictures

Which if you saw they would rip you apart

And i won't watch you cry

Goodbye, i'm an asshole



I'm almost a tall guy

And fairly good looking

So people they trust me but sometimes they're wrong

I have often wondered

Which one was the taller

My old alexander or kubla khan

And would they watch you cry

Goodbye, i'm an asshole



I was a pig

And never no good

Now you can see through the streams in your eyes every nickel is wood



Your lines are all fading

Your model's all last year

I am still a young man and i need a new car



Your friends will all hate me

But i know i'm smarter

I'm in love with a fan and she thinks i'm a star

And she will never

So i won't ever

I won't watch you cry

Goodbye

I won't watch you cry

Goodbye, i'm an asshole


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