My Funny Valentine

                                  Behold the way our fine feathered friend

His virtue doth parade

Thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend

The picture thou hast made

Thy vacant brow, and thy tousled hair

Conceal thy good intent

Thou noble upright truthful sincere

And slightly dopey gent, you are



My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable, un-photographable

Yet, you're my favorite work of art



Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak

Are you smart?



But, don't change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay little valentine, stay

Each day is Valentine's Day



Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak

Are you smart?



But, don't change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay little valentine, stay

Each day is Valentine's Day