Wax Ecstatic (To Sell Angelina)

                                  When things just aren't going your way

Like a problem hair you pluck or shave?

But shaving got to be such a bore

And you deserve so much more

And happiness is just a purchase away



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Angelina it'll fix your hunchback

Angelina it'll help your time pass

Angelina here's a forcast

Angelina it's science we never laugh

Here's something that is automatic

It's wax ecstatic

When life is nothing less than tragic

It's wax ecstatic

When life has lost all it's magic

It's wax ecstatic

When life can't promise the fantastic

It's wax ecstatic



Throw all your troubles away

You'll nothing left that you want to save

With this circus you'll need nothing more

And all your troubles walk out the door

And it's all just a phone call away



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