Back from the Dead

                                  Welcome to my funeral my family and my friends

I hope you've enjoyed the living me because

 the dead one never ends

Your tears of joy are hid by tears of regret

You'll remember my parting ways as the first time

 we really met

You count me out

You'd better have your doubts

Don't let my death go to your head because I'm

BACK FROM THE DEAD

I've always been a loser and settled for second best

Now I've got another chance and I won't fail again

I crash through the window at the will reading party's host

What's the matter dear family? You look like

 you've seen a ghost

No time to run

Not till I've had my fun

This one time you won't forget that I'm

RETURN FROM THE DEAD

Laugh at me - you'll regret

There's no stopping - THE LIVING DEAD