This Is Fake D.I.Y

                                  This is limited edition

On icky-colored vinyl in a poster pack

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Get more information send the postcard back

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To get the extra songs buy the 2 Cd's

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And collector fever is killing me



Ray gun, ray gun, do you gotta ray gun

This is funded by a major

But shabbily packaged to pretend that it's cool

This is a fake indie label

Release the records you want but yr under our rule

This is limited edition

With a nice little sticker and a personal number

This is limited edition

How they sell it so cheap it's no longer a wonder