What is a Juggalo?

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What is a juggalo? 
Lemme think for a second. (well?) 
Oh, he gets butt naked. 
And then he walks through the street winkin' at freaks, 
Wit a two liter stuck in his butt cheeks! 
What is a juggalo? 
He just don't care. 
He might try to put a weave in his nut hair. 
Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks, 
He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that, 
What is a juggalo? 
He drinks like a fish, 
And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch, 
Next thing he's pickin' fights with his best friends, 
Then he starts with the huggin' again, fuck, 
What is a juggalo? 
A fuckin' lunatic. 
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick, 
Then he jumps out a ten story window oh! 
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What is a juggalo? 
A juggalo? If that's what it is, well fuck if I know. 
What is a juggalo? 
I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo. 
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What is a juggalo? 
A dead body. 
Well he ain't really dead, but he ain't like anybody 
that you've ever met before. 
He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four. 
What is a jug 
What the fuck? Connec man, that shit's wack. 
Don't worry 'bout my shit, just rap, mu the fucker. 
What is a juggalo? 
He ain't a bitch boy. 
He'll walk through to the hills and beat down a rich boy. 
Walks right in the house where ya havin' supper, 
And dip his nuts in ya soup whoop! 
What is a juggalo? 
Well he ain't a phoney. 
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni. 
And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit, 
Cuz you're a stupid ass dumb fuckin' idiot. 
What is a juggalo? 
He's a graduate. 
He graduated from......well, 
At least he's got a job, he's not a dumb putz, 
He works for himself scratchin' his nuts, Ha! 
What is a juggalo? 
A hulkamaniac. 
He powerbombs mother fuckas into thumbtocks. (Bwa!) 
People like him till they find out he's unstable. 
He sabued ya mama through a coffee table. (Oh my god!) 
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What is a juggalo?


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