Just Drunk Enough

                                  I knew it would happen someday

But I never thought that it'd be tonight

Then you walked into the bar with your new Mr. Right

With that big ol' chip on my shoulder

And Johnny Walker making me see red

I decided I'd walk right on over and pour him a beer

On his head



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And I know I'll regret this tomorrow

It's just another cross that I'll have to bare

I'm sober enough to know better

But I'm just drunk enough not to care



No, it's not my proudest moment

But when he swung at my face and just missed

I decided there and then I'd introduce his chin to my right fist

Then I tipped my hat to my ex-girlfriend

Said darlin? you sure look nice

For a low down cheatin', dead beatin', cold hearted witch 

Who ruined my life



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Yeah I know I'll regret this tomorrow, 

'Cause Mr. Right's finally comin' up for air

I'm sober enough to know better

But I'm just drunk enough not to care



I know I'll regret this tomorrow, 

Instead of leavin' I sat back in my chair

I'm sober enough to know better

But I'm just drunk enough not to care



I'm just drunk enough not to care