Cheaper to Keep Her

                                  Your down on your luck

You just lost your truck

You can't afford another beer

Your credit cards don't work

Whole world thinks you're a jerk

You wondering how you wound up here



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It woulda been cheaper to keep her around

It woulda been better to let her keep you down

Living with a crazy wife beats an empty bank account

It woulda been cheaper to keep her around



Now your sleeping on the couch at your best friends house watching Colombo

Eating cold pizza in your underwear

Just remember I told ya so



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So if you're thinking about saying adios

Well, take it from the fool who knows

She's gonna serve ya papers make ya pay through the nose 

And when her lawyer gets through with 

You you'll have to move to Mexico.



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It woulda been cheaper to keep her around