Wonderful Guy

                                  I'm as corny as Kansas in August,

I'm as normal as blueberry pie.

No more a smart little girl with no heart,

I have found me a wonderful guy!

I am in a conventional dither,

With a conventional star in my eye.

And you will note there's a lump in my throat

When I speak of that wonderful guy!

I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May,

A cliche coming true!

I'm bromidic and bright as a moon happy night

Pouring light on the dew!

I'm as corny as Kansas in August,

High as a flag on the Fourth of July!

If you'll excuse an expression I use,

I'm in love, I'm in love,

I'm in love, I'm in love,

I'm in love with a wonderful guy!