Flagpole Sitta (parody)

I had visions i was in them

I was looking into the mirror

I couldn't get any queerer

Even if i tried



I'm a famous rock and roller

Look at me hey, i'm on m-t-v

I look like drew carey

And i'm big and fat

(but fat is where it's at)



I'm not straight, but i am fat

Now how bout that... i'm so fat



Been around the world and found

That only stupid people are breeding

And i can't stop eating

All i do is watch tv



Put me in the hospital for nerves

And hyper obesity

I'm 5'6" four hundred three

I could have been the biggest star on mtv god damn you



I'm not straight, but i am fat

Now how bout that... i'm so fat

I'm not straight, but i am fat

Now how bout that... i'm so fat



I wanna publish cd's

And be on mtv

I wanna write good songs

I can't but im tryin'

I'm not as good as sublime

Without my glasses im blind

I'm so damn blind

I'm so damn blind



Harvey danger, harvey danger

Now we're a big one hit wonder

Did you ever wonder

What we'll do after this song?



Hear the songs on my record

I swear to god that we won't be touring

Cause they're so damn boring

The agony of my clogged veins are killing me



I'm not straight, but i am fat

Now how bout that... i'm so fat

I'm not straight, but i am fat

Now how bout that... i'm so fat




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