Jack La Lanne

Blame it on la lanne

When something goes wrong

That sweatsuited scapegoat

For the exercising bomb he's our man

My lawn turned yellow

My goldfish died

I squirted some ben-gay

Right in my eye

He's the fucking cause

That sweatsuited scapegoat

With the atomic sock

When he exercises me

I know he doesn't shower

When i see him beatin' meat

He makes me want to shower








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