I Will Be Your Girlfriend

                                  I'm the gum on your shoes

The prostitute who rings your family

I'll take your breath away

You crossed my path and you'll pay

And both your friends will laugh

I'm a person with a plan for you

I'm a person who will wreck your confidence

I will be your namesake

I will be your headache

I will be your witsend

I will be your girlfriend

I'm the knee in your groin

Look around you, no-one's noticed

It's true

I'm a person with a plan for you

I'm a person who will wreck your confidence

I will be your namesake

I will be your headache

I will be your witsend

I will be your girlfriend

I'm the gum on your shoe

I'm the knee in your groin

I'm the fly in your soup

I have the fruit of your loin

Somehow I'll complicate your life

And now you'll have to tell your wife

I'm a person with a plan for you

I'm a person who will wreck your confidence

I will be your namesake

I will be your headache

I will be your witsend

I will be your girlfriend