Butterball

Can i take you to the movies?

They will make you fat and ugly,

So no other boy will look your way

And you'll be mine all mine every single day



My little butterball wouldn't go anywhere, Without her man

Take her to the beach and she's ignored

And if she weren't so god damned pretty,

She'd be mine



Can i fuck you on the red eye?

Travelling hours with your best guy

I'm make all the passengers die

So no other boy will look your way

And you'll be mine all mine every single day



If i wasn't quite so boring in bed

If i made more money at my job

If I played in a cooler band than him

And if she weren't so god damned pretty, She'd be mine


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