Incommunicado

I'd be really pleased to meet you if only i could remember your name

But i got problems with my memory ever since i got a winner in the fame game

I'm a citizen of legoland travellin' incommunicado

And i don't give a damn for the fleet street afficionados



But i don't want to be the backpage interview

I don't want launderette anonymity

I want my handprints in the concrete on sunset boulevard

A dummy in tussauds you'll see. incommunicado



I'm a marquee veteran, a multi-media bonafide celebrity

I've got an allergy to perrier, daylight and responsibility

I'm a rootin-tootin cowboy, a peter pan with street credibility

Always making the point with the dawn patrol fraternity



Sometimes it seems like i've been here before

When i hear opportunity kicking in my door

Call it synchronicity call it d