My Wife Thinks You're Dead

                                  It's good to see you baby it's been a long, long while

We're both a whole lot older and seen a lot of miles

But thing are different now since the good old days

And you've been in some trouble

Since we went our separate ways

Well have to say hello maybe some other time instead

'Cause you're wanted by the police

And my wife thinks you're dead



Somebody spread the rumor that you had lost your life

Least that's the way I heard it and what I told my wife

Now here you're showing up again and talk is getting round

And I can see that one of us will have to leave this town

If you think that I want trouble

Than you're crazy in your head

'Cause you're wanted by the police

And my wife thinks you're dead



You never called or wrote me just up and disappeared

Nobody knew what happened

Where you been for all these years

Now troubles what you're looking like

'Cause troubles where you been

And I can see the kind of trouble you could get me in

You better pay attention to every word I said

'Cause you're wanted by the police

And my wife thinks you're dead



So goodbye to you baby I'm glad we've got to talk

But I'm faithful to my wife and I don't ever break the law

I don't know where you're headed for

But I know where you been

Were reminisced now lets just go our separate ways again

Go find another ex-sweetheart to hang around instead

Because you're wanted by the police

And my wife thinks you're dead