Anything Goes

Times have changed

And we've often rewound the clock

Since the puritans got a shock

When they landed on plymouth rock.

If today, any shock they should try to stem,

'stead of landing on plymouth rock,

Plymouth rock would land on them.



In olden days a glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something shocking

Now heaven knows, anything

Goes



Good authors too who once knew better words

Now only use four letter words writing

Prose

Anything goes



The world has gone mad today

And good's bad today

And black's white today

And

Day's night today

When most guys today that women prize today

Are just silly gigolos



So though i'm

Not a great romancer

I know that you're bound to answer

When i propose, anything goes





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Times have changed,

And we've ofter rewound the clock

Since the puritans got a shock

When they landed on plymouth rock

If today any shock they might try to stem

'stead of landing of plymouth rock

Plymouth rock would land on them.



In olden days a glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something shocking

But now god knows

Anything goes



Good authors to

Who once knew better words

Now only use four letter words

Writing prose

Anyhting goes



If driving fast cars you like

If low bars you like

If old hymns you like

If bare limbs you like

If mae west you like

Or me undressed you like

Why nobody will oppose



When every night

The set thats smart

Is intruding on nudist parties

In studios

Anything goes



When mrs. ned mcclean god bless her

Can get russian reds to yes her

Than i suppose

Anything goes



When rockafeller still can hoard

Enough money to let max gordon

Produce his shows

Anything goes



The world has gone mad today

And good's bad today

And black's white today

And days night today

And that gent today

You gave a cent today

Once owned several chateaus



When folks

Who still can ride in jitney's

Find out vanderbilts and whitney's

Lack baby clo'es

Anything goes



When sam goldwyn

Can with great conviction

Instruct anna sten in diction

Than anna shows

Anything goes



When you hear that

Lady mendl standing up

Now turns a handspring landing up-

On her toes

Anything goes



Just think of those shocks you've got

And those knocks you've got

And those blues you've got

>from those news you've got

And those pains you've got

(if any brains you've got)

>from those little radios



So mrs. r.

With all her trimmin's

Can broacast a bed from simmon's

Cause franklin knows

Anything goes




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