Crabsody In Blue

Well they moved on down

And they crawled around

Walking sideways

Sideway walking

Give me the blues



And you start to scratch

When they start to hatch

Walking sideways

Sideway walking

Give me the blues



But when they start to bite

Then it's time you set alight

For an appointment

Before you start to scream

That's when you apply the cream

Blues ointment



Well the doctor said

'We got to make our beds'

Walking sideways

Sideway walking

Give me the blues



And when you start to scream

That's when you'll buy the cream

Blues ointment

And when they start to itch

You go out and you take a bitch

For an appointment



Well you rub it on

And you rub it in

Stops them walking

Sideway walking

Gives them the blues


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