(i Am In Love With The) Mcdonald's Girl

By dean friedman



I am in love with the mcdonald's girl

She has the smile of innocence oh so tender and warm.

I am in love with the mcdonald's girl

She is an angel in a polyester uniform



I leave from softball practice every night

It's getting dark but the golden arches light up the way.

I turn the corner at the traffic light.

I count my money and then i rehearse what i'm gonna say,

"i'd like an order of fries, a quarter pounder with cheese,

I love the light in your eyes. will you go out with me please?"



I am in love with the mcdonald's girl