Brainwashed Follower

Jeff: yo yo, hey man, ain't you guys um, plug one? plug two?

Potholes in my lawn? you're those weird guys, de la soul, right?

Dove: yeah, what's up little man, how you feeling, i'm dove, how you

Feeling.

Pos: yo what's up man, my name is pos.

Mase: what's up, i'm mase. yo, shorty, what's your name?

Jeff: oh, my name? jeff. you guys are walking? now rappers ain't

Supposed to walk.

Pos: sorry little man, but you know...

Jeff: jeff. i told you, my name is jeff. if you guys are rappers,

Where's your dukey gold chains? y'all don't have no dukey gold chains.

Mase: we don't wear gold chains, we'd rather spend our money on

More important things like, women, necessities...

De la soul: and video games!

Jeff: y'all are crazy. no chains, dag. okay, where's your bmw?

You're not supposed to walk. where's your jeeps, your maximas?

Dove: maximas? yo, maxin' would break my flow. and with the cause of

Gas, jeff man, i'd rather take the transit that's mass.

Jeff: what you say? you are c-r-a-z-e-e. crazee. don't you know you

Can't be def if you don't have no gold? or a car, man? what's up?

Mase: who told you that?

Jeff: everybody who's def has gold, cars, money, girls, clothes...

Mase: wait a minute, wait a minute, shorty, you're buggin'. do you like

Plug tunin' and

Potholes?

Jeff: yeah that song's def.

Pos: but we don't wear no gold chains, nor do we ride bmw's and

Maxes or jeeps, yet you still think our music is def, right? wait a

Minute. did i say 'def'?

De la soul: rrrr-rrah!

Jeff: what?

Pos: nothing, nothing. it's just that we don't deal with all that

Materialistic stuff, but we still got what it takes to please and

Supply our listeners, understand my man?

Jeff: where's your beepers? why don't you have beepers? everybody

Wears beepers. you have to have beepers to look down.

Mase: aaauughhh! little man is brainwashed indeed!

Dove: nah, nah. beepers are the least of status situators, man. plus

I find them ugly as parking tickets.

Jeff: you guys talk funny.

Pos: well actually our verbal is kinetic, so when released flow a to

Z is perfectly pitched in andvance in intricacy.

Jeff: yeah you homeboys are really bugged.

Pos: wait a minute. did he say...

Mase: bugged?

De la soul: rrrr-rrah!

Jeff: so no car, no beepers, no gold. that's weak man, that's weak.

Dove: jesus, did he say 'weak?' jesus, they never learn.

Pos: foolish mind, have i, have i.

Mase: actin' like that lady!

De la soul: that lady!

Pos: peace, my brother...


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