Intro (da La Soal Is Dead)

Hello boys and girls. welcome to your de la soul readalong storybook!

When you hear this sound... * ...that means turn the page.

And now we begin our exciting adventure of... de la soul is dead.



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Playground honeys:

- oh my god, vanilla ice...

- he's so fly!

- the boy is so good.

- did you see his body?

- he could dance too.

- he could.

- he's better than any rapper i ever seen!

- and plus his dancers!

- he's so jammin'!



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Jeff: yo, what's up?

Honeys: yo, jeff, where you been, man?

Jeff: guess what i just found, i just found a de la soul tape in the garbage.

Honeys: for real? let's hear it!

Jeff: no!

Honeys: aww, be like that!



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Mista lawnge: what's up, cocksnot? how ya doing, buddy?

Honeys: cocksnot? you gonna let him call you that? sucker!

Jeff: leave me alone!

Lawnge: what do we have here?

Jeff: nothing!

Lawnge: listen, you little arsenio hall gum having punk!

Honeys: oooh! you let him call you arsenio! oooh!

Lawnge: i want the tape!

Jeff: it's mine!

Honeys: oh, he played you! jeff's getting played! jeff! jeff! bodyslam him, jeff!



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Lawnge: now! i've got the new de la soul tape! hey dicksnot, buttcrust, get over here!

D.j. aub: what's up baby?

Mase: coolin'!

Lawnge: i just got this de la soul tape, man, slamming. where's the box? the box!

Mase: so, yo, let's get with the shilsnihilsnobilsno!

Aub: i got the bidox, let's do this like brutus!



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...28. for those who have all four answers correct, you will recieve

A specially selected grand prize. thanks, and goodnight, for three feet

High and rising, this is don newkirk.




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