Take Me Drunk

                                  Well, I'm a damn straight shootin' man

Ride with a gun in my hand

Lookin' for a girl who'll understand

Don't want responsibility

I don't care about holes in jeans

I gotta get out tonight and see

Hope I don't get in a fight

Just because I grabbed some nice ass that don't belong to me



I met a woman that said I stunk

I got a speed stick, damn you're drunk



She felt good round her ass and thigh

She grabbed me low, I grabbed her high

Said, "Take me backstage, pretty please"

"Just let me finish up this here drink"

Sat there about to change my mind

When she turned and said, "Honey child!"



Take me drunk, I'm home

Take me drunk, I'm stoned

Take me drunk, want to bone!

Take me drunk, gotta phone!

Take me drunk, where's my car?

Take me drunk, am I far?

Take me drunk, what's your name!

Take me drunk, is this a bar?



Had to think just a little more

This chick was beginning to bore

Didn't know if she was gonna score

That was when I started to ignore

I don't care about holes in jeans

I gotta get out tonight and see

Hope I don't get in a fight

Just because I grabbed some nice ass that don't belong to me