I'm Ready

                                  I'm ready, ready as anybody can be 

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be 

Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me 



I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame 

That shoot tombstone bullets, wearin' balls and chain 

I'm drinkin' TNT, I'm smokin' dynamite 

I hope some screwball start a fight 

'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be 

I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me 



All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair 

I know you feels like I ain't nowhere 

But stop what your doin' baby come overhere 

I'll prove to you baby, that I ain't no square 

Because I'm ready, ready as anybody can be 

Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me 



I been drinkin' gin like never before 

I feel so good, I want you to know 

One more drink, I wish you would 

I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good 

'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be 

Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me