Bum Like You

                                  You're always up to no good 

Your fingers in my cookie jar 

You can have my checkbook, visa and my master card too 

Ain't no price to high for what you do 



You could be my dog 

I would push your bail-bonds when cash was tight 

We could fall in love 

I could be the apple of your eye 

Let's just do it right now 



[Chorus 1]

My new favorite thing to do 

Is wasting my time on a bum like you 

My new favorite thing to do 

Is wasting my time on a bum like you 



Your car's a dump and you're broke 

That's all right 

I never liked them fancy guys 

You don't even look good

God it ain't right

But your story's acting out of sight 



We could fall apart 

I would push your bail-bonds when cash was tight 

We could fall in love 

I could be the apple of your eye 

Let's just do it right now 



[Chorus 2]

My new favorite thing to do 

Is wasting my time on a bum like you 

My new favorite thing to do 

Is wasting my time on you 



[Chorus]



You're always up to no good 

You catch on like a bonfire

Every single worn out line is shiny and new

I never met a sweeter liar



You could be my king

I'd would knit you mittens and make you pie

We could fall in love

I could be the apple in your eye



[Chorus 2]



Take the v.c.r. my new favorite thing to do

The keys to my house is wasting my time on a bum like you

The keys to my car

I don't need them no more My new favorite thing to do 

Give me the keys to your heart Is wasting my time on you



Wasting my time on you