Can't Get There from Here

                                  When the world is a monster 

Bad to swallow you whole 

Kick the clay that holds the teeth in 

Throw your trolls out the door 



If you're needing inspiration 

Philomath is where I go 

Lawyer Jeff he knows the low down 

He's mighty bad to visit home 



(I've been there I know the way) 

Can't get there from here 

(I've been there I know the way) 

Can't get there from here 

(I've been there I know the way) 

Can't get there from here 

(I've been there I know the way) 



When your hands are feeling empty 

Stickheads jumping off the ground 

Tris is sure to shirr the deers out 

Brother Ray can sing my song 



(I've been there I know the way) 

Can't get there from here 

(I've been there I know the way) 

Can't get there from here 

(I've been there I know the way) 

Can't get there from here 

(I've been there I know the way) 



Hands down, Calechee bound 

And locked, kiss the ground 

The dirt of seven continents going 

Round and round 

Go on ahead Mr. Citywide 

Hypnotize, suit and tie 

Gentlemen testify 



If your world is a monster 

Bad to swallow you whole 

Philomath they know the low-down 

Throw your trolls out the door 



(I've been there I know the way) 

Can't get there from here 

(I've been there I know the way) 

Can't get there from here 

(I've been there I know the way) 

Can't get there from here 

(I've been there I know the way)