Simon Diamond

Simon Diamond sold his soul

Changed his name by deed poll

Started out as Simon Russell

Lived his life inside a nutshell



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He couldn't take the public scorn

Changed from human to plant form

Now he swapped his legs for roots

His arms and soil are in cahoots



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What will become of Simon Diamond

Water himself

Can't change the climat

What will become of Simon Diamond

Water himself

Can't change the climat



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That'll do (That'll do) (16x)

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