Ivan Meets G.i. Joe

So you're on the floor, at 54

Think you can last - at the palace

Does your body go to the to and fro?

But tonight's the night - or didn't you know

That ivan meets g.i. joe



He tried his tricks- that ruskie bear

The united nations said it's all fair

He did the radiation - the chemical plague

But he could not win - with a cossack spin



The vostok bomb - the stalin strike

He tried every move - he tried to hitch hike

He drilled a hole - like a russian star

He made every move in his repertoire



When ivan meet g.i. joe



Now it was g.i. joe's turn to blow

He turned it on - cool and slow

He tried a payphone call to the pentagon

A radar scan - a leviathan



He wiped the earth - clean as a plate

What does it take to make a ruskie break?

But the crowd are bored and off they go

Over the road to watch china blow!



When ivan meets g.i. joe


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