If I Were a Bell

                                  Ask me how do I feel

Ask me now that we're cosy and clingin'

Well, sir, all I can say

Is if I were a bell, I'd be ringin'

From the moment we kissed tonight

That's the way I've just gotta behave

Boy, if I were a lamp, I'd light

Or if I were a banner, I'd wave



Ask me how do I feel

Little me with my quiet upbringing

Well, sir, all I can say

Is if I were a gate, I'd be swinging

And if I were a watch

I'd start popping my springs

Or if I were a bell

I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding



Yes, I knew my morale would crack

From the wonderful way that you looked

Boy, if I were a duck, I'd quack

Or if I were a goose, I'd be cooked



Ask me how do I feel

Ask me now that we're fondly caressing

Well, if I were a salad

I know I'd be splashing my dressing

Or if I were a season, I'd surely be spring

Or if I were a gate, I would swing

Have a fling almost any old thing

Or if I were a bell

I'd go ding dong, ding dong

Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding, ding dong