Million Dollar Bash

Well, that big dumb blonde

With her wheel in the gorge

And turtle, that friend of theirs

With his checks all forged

And his cheeks in a chunk

With his cheese in the cash

They're all gonna be there

At that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It's that million dollar bash



Ev'rybody from right now

To over there and back

The louder they come

The harder they crack

Come now, sweet cream

Don't forget to flash

We're all gonna meet

At that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It's that million dollar bash



Well, i took my counselor

Out to the barn

Silly nelly was there

She told him a yarn

Then along came jones

Emptied the trash

Ev'rybody went down

To that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It's that million dollar bash



Well, i'm hittin' it too hard

My stones won't take

I get up in the mornin'

But it's too early to wake

First it's hello, goodbye

Then push and then crash

But we're all gonna make it

At that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It's that million dollar bash



Well, i looked at my watch

I looked at my wrist

Punched myself in the face

With my fist

I took my potatoes

Down to be mashed

Then i made it over

To that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It's that million dollar bash


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