Dan Abnormal

Meanie leanie

Come on down

Come and entertain the town

It's friday night and we're all bored

Time's been called

There is no more

Time's been called

It's such a bore



Dan abnormal

Not normal at all

It's not his fault

We made him this way

He'll imitate you

Try to ape you

But it's not his fault

Dan watches tv



The meanie leanie stays up late

Mopes around

Gets in a state

The killer in your arcade

Shooting gangsters

Ready-made

'cos that is where

The future's made

Teleport me



Dan went to his local burger bar

"i want mcnormal and chips

Or i'll blow you to bits

Give us it"

It's the miseries at half-past three

Watching video nasties

He has dirty dreams when he's asleep

Dan's just like you and me

He's the meanie leanie

Altogether now...

Dan abnormal

Not normal at all

Oh, it's not his fault

We made him this way

He'll imitate you

Try to ape you

But it's not his fault

Dan abnormal's

Me




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