Fatman

                                  Don't want to be a fat man, 

people would think that I was just good fun.

Would rather be a thin man, 

I am so glad to go on being one.

Too much to carry around with you, 

no chance of finding a woman 

Who will love you in the morning 

and all the night time too.

Don't want to be a fat man, 

have not the patience to ignore all that.

Hate to admit to myself 

half of my problems came from being fat.

Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him, 

I seen the other side to being thin.

Roll us both down a mountain 

and I'm sure the fat man would win.