She's As Beautiful As A Foot

She's as beautiful as a foot

She's as beautiful as a foot

She heard somebody say, the other day



Didn't believe it when he bit into her face

Didn't believe it when he bit into her face

It tasted just like a fallen arch



She's as beautiful as a foot

She's as beautiful as a foot

She heard somebody say, the other day



Don't put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place

Don't put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place

Her face changing now, a guernsey cow



She's as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot

She heard someone say, the other day


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