Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog 
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg 
Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God 
Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog 
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down 
But baby your black box is the one that I found 
I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money 
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny 

So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes 
I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes 
She's one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied 
She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side 
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose 
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes 
Yeah I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be 
Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny 

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base 
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes 
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties 
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty 
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base 
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes 
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties 
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty 

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