Times New Roman you know the type Calling me Public Enemy, but don't believe the hype Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job? Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards" That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay? You must've given up on hair plugs