Nite Klub

                                  Is this the in place to be?

What am I doing here?

Watching the girls go by

Spending money on



Sleep all day

It's the only way

I'm a parasite

I creep about at night



Nite Klub, is this the in place to be?

Nite Klub, what am I doing here?

Nite Klub, watching the girls go by

Spending money on



Hey, hey, I don't work

Cos I don't have to

I don't have to work

There's no work to do



Nite Klub,

I'm a member of the Nite Klub

Nite Klub,

A fully paid up member of the Nite Klub



I won't dance in a club like this

All the girls are slags

And the beer tastes just like piss



I'm a parasite

I creep about at night

Yes I'm a member of the Nite Klub

A fully paid up member of the Nite Klub



Nite Klub, is this the in place to be?

Nite Klub, what am I doing here?

Nite Klub, watching the girls go by

Spending money on beer!