Stupid Marriage

                                  Court in session. What do you mean 'Oy oy oy'? Must have court in session. 

Order. My name is Judge Roughneck, and I will not tolerate any disobedience in my courtroom. 

Rude boy, you have been brought in front of me and charged with smashing this woman's window. 

Before I sentence you, what have you got to say in your defense? 



I was walking down the street one night 

When I saw her silhouette in her bathroom light 

Her way of life may be nothing to hide 

With her frosted glass shattered, curtains open wide 



Naked woman, naked man, 

Where did you get that nice sun tan? 

You live in a castle built of sand 

Naked woman, naked man 



Naked from your bath, you go naked to your bed 

And I can't stop the hatred running through my head 



Silence in court. Order. 

Rude boy, you have led me to believe that you was going out with a girl, 

and she left you and married someone else. 

So you got drunk, and smashed up your ex-girlfriend's property. 

I have come to one conclusion, that is to sentence you to five months in prison. 

Before they take you down to the cells, what have you got to say for yourself? 



He wanted to be something but she knows he never will 

She's got him where she wanted and forgot to take her pill 

And he thinks that she'll be happy when she's hanging out the nappies 

If that's a happy marriage I'd prefer to be unhappy 



Married woman, married man 

Where did you get that family plan? 

Mrs. Ewe and Mr. Ram 

Where did you get that lovely lamb? 



Naked woman, naked man, 

where did you get that nice sun tan? Order in my courtroom 

Naked woman, naked man, 

where did you get that nice sun tan? Hush up 

Naked woman, naked man, 

where did you get that nice sun tan? Take him away