For Tinkerbell

                                  Forgive me if I seem to be 

Impatient and obscene

It's just I'd like to fall so flat 

And hear the voices shouting back



Tinkerbell should have waited 

Before turning on the TV show 

Tinkerbell should have waited 

Before turning on the TV show



As orange buffoons dance, 

They booked a faker in advance

Left purple jungles in a trance 

To raise the nepotistic chant



Tinkerbell should have waited 

Before turning on the TV show

Tinkerbell should have waited 

Before turning on the TV show



Tinkerbell should have waited 

Before turning on the TV show be	

She should have waited, 

She should have waited before the show



The TV show . . . the TV show

The TV show . . . the TV show

(La la la la la la)

So you want to be a star? 



Tell the monkey where you are, 

look the monkey in the eye

(the TV show . . . the TV show) 

Did you fly into a rage? 



Did you lust for centre stage? 

Look the monkey in the eye

(the TV show . . . the TV show) 

E G be	



Did you yearn to leave your mark? 

Did you swear that you'd go far? 

Look the monkey in the eye 

(The TV show . . . the TV show) 



E G be	

If you want to be a star tell the monkey 

Where you are, look the monkey in the eye

(The TV show . . . the TV show) 

E G be	



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