She's a Millionaire

                                  Her treasure chest was sunken

Equally cursed and blessed

In her Versace dress

Too eager to impress

A vision filled her soap sud hell

Twin tub on spin

Lets all her daydreams in

And how she wants away from him



She's on it

She's a millionaire

She's on it

She's got it

She's a millionaire

High street prams

Chariot scene from Ben Hur

Push chair rage

A customized roll bar cage

Will help baby come of age

So what's in the pram? 

Is it teen death? 

Bazooka the check-out queue

There's no need to argue

About who was in front of who



She's on it

She's a millionaire

She's on it

She's got it

She's a millionaire



The ad begs 'buy bottled water'

But we know what that it tastes of piss

Should be getting our tampons free

DIY gynecology



She's on it

She's a millionaire

She's on it

She's got it

She's a millionaire