Attorneying Me On

                                  She's an attorney and turning me on, turning me on

And I kinda like it and I wanna tell her

Instead of learning, she's turning me on, turning me on

And I kinda like it and I wanna tell her



I'm in love with my professor

I'm a daydream obsessor

If I could magically undress her, I would



She always writes on the board a little higher than she should

My chances are not bad, they're not good

Oh, oh, blessed are the shoulders that maliciously hike

Oh, oh, oh, the teacher?s tapered hemline to a new height



Oh, oh, I swear it almost hurts when she walks by

Oh, oh, oh and she's showin? off her legs again

And I'm a leg guy



she's an attorney and turning me on, turning me on

And I kinda like it and I wanna tell her

Instead of learning, she's turning me on, turning me on

And I really like it and I wanna tell her



I'm in love with my professor

I'm a daydream obsessor

If I could magically undress her, I would



She reprimands me with a note on my test in red she wrote

?I know you think it?s cute to insert funny phrases

When you do not know the answer, but I don't? , but I do

Oh, oh, she says that I don't take this class too seriously

Oh, oh, oh, I say blame your tight short skirt

See-through shirt and not me



Oh, oh, you've gotta believe me, I swear I've tried

Oh, oh and she's showin? off her legs again

And I'm a leg guy



Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Ah, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, ah

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