Shoehorn With Teeth

                                  He wants a shoehorn

The kind with teeth

People should get beat up

For statin' their beliefs



He wants a shoehorn

The kind with teeth

'Cause he knows there's no such thing



He asks a girl

If they can both sit in a chair

But he doesn't get nervous

She's not really there



He wants a shoehorn

The kind with teeth

'Cause he knows there's no such thing



Tour the world

In a heavy metal band

But they run out of petrol

The plane can never land



He wants a shoehorn

The kind with teeth

People should get beat up

For stealin' their beliefs



He wants a shoehorn

The kind with teeth

'Cause he knows there's no such thing



What's the sense

In ever thinking 'bout the tomb

When you're much too busy

Returning to the womb?



He wants a shoehorn

The kind with teeth

People should get beat up

For skatin' like the Leafs



He wants a shoehorn

The kind with teeth

'Cause he knows there's no such thing