80's Ladies

                                  We were three little girls from school.

One was pretty, one was smart

And one was a borderline fool.

Well she's still good lookin'

That woman hadn't slipped a bit.

The smart one used her head

She made her fortune.

And me, I cross the border every chance I get.



We were the girls of the 50's.

Stoned rock and rollers in the 60's.

And more than our names got changed

As the 70's slipped on by.

Now we're 80's ladies.

There ain't been much these ladies ain't tried.



We've been educated.

We got liberated.

And had complicating matters with men.

Oh, we've said "I do"

And we've signed "I don't"

And we've sworn we'd never do that again.

Oh, we burned our bras, 

And we burned our dinners

And we burned our candles at both ends.

And we've had some children 

Who look just like the way we did back then.



Oh, but we're all grown up now.

All grown up,

But none of us could tell you quite how.



We were the girls of the 50's.

Stoned rock and rollers in the 60's.

Hunny, more than our names got changed,

As the 70's slipped on by.

Now we're 80's ladies.

There ain't been much these ladies ain't tried.



A- my name is Alice.

I'm gonna marry Artie.

We're gonna sell apples

And live in Arkansas.



B- my name is Betty.

I'm gonna marry Bobby.

We're gonna sell beans

And live in Brazil.



C- my name is Connie.

I'm gonna marry Charlie.

We're gonna sell cars

And live in California.