Me and My Chauffeur [#]

                                  Won't you be my chauffeur 

Won't you be my chauffeur 

I wants him to drive me 

I wants him to drive me downtown 

Yes he drives so easy, I can't turn him down 

But I don't want him 

But I don't want him 

To be ridin' these girls 

To be ridin' these girls around 

So I'm gonna steal me a pistol, shoot my chauffeur down 

Well I must buy him 

Well I must buy him 

A brand new V8 

A brand new V8 Ford 

Then he won't need no passengers, I will be his load 

(spoken: Yeah, take it away) 

Going to let my chauffeur 

Going to let my chauffeur 

Drive me around the 

Drive me around the world 

Then he can be my little boy, yes, I'll be his girl