Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance)

                                  I was travellin' down the road, feelin' hungry and cold 

I saw a sign sayin' food and drinks for everyone 

So naturally I thought I would take me a look insi-ide 

I saw so much food, there was water comin' fro-om my eye-eye



Yeah there was ham an' there was turkey, there was caviar 

An' long tall glasses, with wine up to yar 



Then somebody grabbed me, threw me outta my chair 

Said before you can eat, you gotta dance like Fred Astaire-aire



You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance 

You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance 

I can't dance 



I am a man of the road, a hobo by name 

I don't seek entertainment, just poultry and game 

But if it's all the same to you, then yes I will try-y-y my hand 

If you were as hungry as me then I'm sure you would u-understand 



Hmmm, now wait a minute

Of course I can dance of course I can dance 

I'm sure I can dance, I'm sure I can dance

I can dance 



I can da-hance, I really hit the floor 

Ah it feels good, look at me dancin' 



I did a two-step, quick-step and a bossa nova 

A little Victor Silvester, and a Rudy Valentino 

You should-a seen me movin', right across the floor 

Hand me down my tuxedo, next week I'm comin' ba-ack for more 



I can dance, oh yes, I can dance 

Look at me dancin', the floors movin' 

I feel good, I can dance 

I can dance, I can dance, I can dance, I can dance, I can dance