Tiny European Cars

                                  Tiny European cars

Are dropping from the sky

They're wonderfully efficient

Engines fueled by Spanish wine



Maybe just a sip

To help us get a grip

Did you know Isaac Newton

Was a virgin when he died



A hundred thousand naked woman

Running on the beach

In such a state of wild abandon

They ignore my speech



About the overt flow

A dangerous undertow

And how there is a hole so deep

It swallows up the sun



Oh, the smoke seems sweet to me

Must be a perfume factory

Just one of many ancient travesties

We're all descendants of the pharisees



Tiny European cars

Are bouncing off my shins

If you've never seen a bull fight

Guess who always wins



To grab it by the horns

Its life like censored porn

Did you know they sing

Ring-Around the Rosie when you die