Beef Jerky

                                  My weight is 300 pounds

My favorite is beef jerky

I'm a vagabond, I'm a vagabond

My mom says, "You are kinky!"



Who cares? I don't care!

A horse's ass is better than yours

Who cares? I don't care!

A horse's ass is better than yours

Who cares? I don't care!

A horse's ass is better than yours

Who cares? I don't care!

A horse's ass is better than yours



Lay down here, baby

Just relax, honey



My baby horse is Jennifer

What a beefy hip!

She has a fine coat of fur

What shiny hair!



Who cares? I don't care!

A horse's ass is better than yours

Who cares? I don't care!

A horse's ass is better than yours

Who cares? I don't care!

A horse's ass is better than yours

Who cares? I don't care!

A horse's ass is better than yours



Let's eat carrots together until

Let's eat carrots together until