High School

                                  Did you hear that Mikey kissed a girl?

Could it be your girlfriend 

Or some other stupid ho?

Did you hear that Timmy shaved his hair 



How much do you bet Jane's not wearing underwear?

Her IQ is smaller that her skirt 

She pretends she wants it 

But she is just a flirt 



Joey slept with Susan and now they're going out 

Get ready cause 

This is high school 



Passing notes about what happened Saturday night 

Is it possible that there could be a fight 

Meet at the oak tree approximately 3 p.m.

I will beat your ass 

Cause now you're in high school 

Now you're in high school 



Oh how we love these high school days 

Don't want to leave wish we could stay 

I'll really miss those cheerleaders 

They are the highlight of my year 



Did you hear about how Mr. Halls 

Turns his back to the class 

So he can scratch his balls 

Susan's dumping Joey 



She says he sucks in bed 

But not as good as she does 

This is high school