I Don't Stand a Ghost of a Chance with You

                                  I need your love so badly, I love you, oh, so madly

But I don't stand a ghost of a chance with you!

I thought at last I'd found you, but other lovers surround you

And "I don't stand a ghost of a chance with you!"

If you'd surrender just for a tender kiss or two

You might discover, that I'm the lover meant for you

And I'd be true, but what's the good of scheming

I know I must be dreaming